We are lost and are in Maccys. Shit. You have to pay 30cents to use the toilet, ridic. We are waiting for Emma. Her plane landed at 7:20 but she has yet to make contact (7:29) so may be here for some time as Ns map is with Syl. Silly N. (Angry K).
The people on the plane were ridic. N just burped really loudly, she thinks we are in the flat. N is trying to ring the hostel now, its amusing she's talking really loudly. She just lied saying we were in a cafe, but really we are in Maccys. I think N is ashamed.
Emma arrived safely although she did get off the train too early and had to get back on via a different door so no one knew. We were just chilling out in the room and N has inhabited a strangers bed because it had a guide book on it, and N cannot live on holiday without a guide book. A man entered the room and N startled asked the man if it was his bed she was lying on, initially he answered yes but then spotted Emma across the rook and claimed that that was infact his bed she was on, we are unsure whether if this was actually true or perhaps he just found Emma more attractive.
He then attempted to start a few conversations with, i.e. "Shmoke...?" We just inncocently giggled and carried on our conversation about the Anne Frank museum. All that was left for him to do was roll a joint and make a sandwich with 6 slices of bread. We continued out conversation but E had to try and curb her laughter as the man was slowly and sensually licking each indiviudual finger at a slow pace.
We have bought snacky treats and Emma is picking her nose.
Quotes:
"By the way...would you like an apple?"
Man to Emma as she was going in to the toilet.
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